She’s been putting up with him for decades — consider this payback. This outrageously funny personalized wood ornament flips the script entirely: Mrs. Claus sneaks up behind a shirtless, belly-out Santa and yanks his red waistband back as far as it’ll go. Santa throws his head back and roars with laughter, one hand raised, belly shaking, absolutely loving every second. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gold gift box complete the scene, with the banner below reading:
“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”
Because after all these years, she’s earned the right. Bold, hilarious, and absolutely not for anyone under 18 — this is the ornament for the couple where she’s clearly the funnier one. A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for the couple with a shared sense of humor and absolutely no shame.
Intended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — best gifted between partners or close friends who share the same sense of humor.
Product Details
- Material: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.
- Available sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.
- Includes hanging rope for easy tree display.
- Lightweight and durable for years of use.
- Proudly crafted in the US.
How to Personalize
- Select your preferred size: 4", 4.5", or 5.5".
- Choose Husband’s skin tone and enter Husband’s name to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).
- Choose Wife’s skin tone and enter Wife’s name to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Sophia).
- Enter the year they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).
- Review spelling and capitalization before placing your order.
Please Note
Product images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.
The 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.