Thirty-something years together and he’s still pulling her pants down. This outrageously funny personalized wood ornament captures Santa mid-mischief — grinning ear to ear as he tugs at Mrs. Claus’ waistband, while she lets out a wide-eyed, open-mouthed gasp, arms crossed over her chest in mock horror. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gold gift box set the scene, and the banner below reads:
“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”
Bold, mischievous, and absolutely not for the grandkids — this one’s for the couple who has been together long enough to think this is hilarious (because it is). A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for couples with zero filters and a whole lot of love.
Intended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — best gifted between partners or close friends who share the same sense of humor.
Product Details
- Material: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.
- Available sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.
- Includes hanging rope for easy tree display.
- Lightweight and durable for years of use.
- Proudly crafted in the US.
How to Personalize
- Select your preferred size: 4", 4.5", or 5.5".
- Choose Husband’s skin tone and enter Husband’s name to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).
- Choose Wife’s skin tone and enter Wife’s name to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Emily).
- Enter the year they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).
- Review spelling and capitalization before placing your order.
Please Note
Product images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.
The 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.