Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Santa Bathrobe Belly Out Mrs. Claus Morning Mug Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple

Name: Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Santa Bathrobe Belly Out Mrs. Claus Morning Mug Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple
Rating: 4.89 (72 reviews)

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Style : Wood Custom Shaped Wood Custom Shaped

Size : 4 inch 4 inch 4.5 inch BEST SELLER 5.5 inch

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Some men age like fine wine. Others age like Santa in a bathrobe — belly out, grinning ear to ear, absolutely no shame whatsoever. This outrageously funny personalized wood ornament captures Santa at his most boldly comfortable: red bathrobe flung open with theatrical pride, proudly showcasing the belly he’s earned over the years. Mrs. Claus stands beside him in her red tube dress, morning mug of coffee in hand, jaw dropped and wide-eyed — shocked yet completely unsurprised, as only a long-married woman can be. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gift box set the festive scene, and the banner below reads:

“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”

Bold, hilarious, and absolutely not for the faint of heart — this is the ornament for the couple who has long since stopped pretending. A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for the couple who laughs at everything, including the mirror.

Intended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — best gifted between partners or close friends who share the same sense of humor.

Product Details

Material: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.
Available sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.
Includes hanging rope for easy tree display.
Lightweight and durable for years of use.
Proudly crafted in the US.

How to Personalize

Select your preferred size: 4", 4.5", or 5.5".
Choose Husband’s skin tone and enter Husband’s name to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).
Choose Wife’s skin tone and enter Wife’s name to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Emily).
Enter the year they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).
Review spelling and capitalization before placing your order.

Please Note

Product images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.

The 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.

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EU, AU, CA Delivery	7-14 business days
Rest of World	7-12 business days

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those two have better knees than us lol

those two have better knees than us lol

We tried copying the pose. The ornament did it bet

We tried copying the pose. The ornament did it better 😂

Love her little leg kick. Mrs. Claus still has it.

Love her little leg kick. Mrs. Claus still has it.

keeping the ornament, skipping the flexibility tes

keeping the ornament, skipping the flexibility test

Cute little reminder that growing old doesn’t mean

Cute little reminder that growing old doesn’t mean behaving yourself.

Our tree officially has a couple showing off 😂

Our tree officially has a couple showing off 😂

still got a thing for him. apparently so does mrs

still got a thing for him. apparently so does mrs claus

Love it, but that pose definitely requires warming

Love it, but that pose definitely requires warming up first.

He says he could still pull this off. I’d like tha

He says he could still pull this off. I’d like that in writing 😂

little santa understood date night better than my

little santa understood date night better than my husband lol

Cute enough to distract me from the dishes behind

Cute enough to distract me from the dishes behind it.

Still dancing together. Just more carefully near f

Still dancing together. Just more carefully near furniture 😂

hung it in the hallway. tiny reminder to keep flir

hung it in the hallway. tiny reminder to keep flirting

Love these two. That’s a romance with occasional b

Love these two. That’s a romance with occasional balance issues.

This ornament is so funny! My partner got a real k

This ornament is so funny! My partner got a real kick out of it.

The names and year came out exactly right. It's a

The names and year came out exactly right. It's a nice little touch for our tree.

Got this for my folks' anniversary. They're defini

Got this for my folks' anniversary. They're definitely going to crack up at Santa's belly! So silly.

Really content with this purchase. It's a very uni

Really content with this purchase. It's a very unique tree decoration.

Looks exactly like the photo. Mrs. Claus holding h

Looks exactly like the photo. Mrs. Claus holding her coffee is just hilarious.

The 4.5 inch size fits well. The wood feels substa

The 4.5 inch size fits well. The wood feels substantial and well-made.

Our names on Santa and Mrs. Claus are a riot. Can'

Our names on Santa and Mrs. Claus are a riot. Can't wait for December to hang it up!

It looks super nice. Perfect for our tree.

It looks super nice. Perfect for our tree.

My spouse immediately laughed when they saw this.

My spouse immediately laughed when they saw this. It's totally our sense of humor. What a fantastic anniversary gift!

The 'Growing Old Together Since' with our establis

The 'Growing Old Together Since' with our established year is spot on. Digging it!

Got here fast! It's much funnier in person than th

Got here fast! It's much funnier in person than the photo showed.

Colors are bright, and the printing is sharp. Look

Colors are bright, and the printing is sharp. Looks awesome on our holiday tree.

This is a truly unique ornament. Glad I got this h

This is a truly unique ornament. Glad I got this hilarious design.

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Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Santa Bathrobe Belly Out Mrs. Claus Morning Mug Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple

Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Santa Bathrobe Belly Out Mrs. Claus Morning Mug Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple