Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Cheeky Santa & Mrs. Claus Bikini Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple

Name: Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Cheeky Santa & Mrs. Claus Bikini Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple
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Style : Wood Custom Shaped Wood Custom Shaped

Size : 4 inch 4 inch 4.5 inch BEST SELLER 5.5 inch

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Description

Growing old together has never looked this good. This hilariously bold personalized wood ornament features Santa and Mrs. Claus in their most festive — and most daring — outfits yet: Mrs. Claus rocking a red-and-white bikini, Santa stripped down to his holiday shorts, both of them clearly still very much enjoying each other’s company after all these years. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gold gift box set the scene, and the banner below says it with zero apology:

“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”

Cheeky, bold, and absolutely not for the faint of heart — this is the ornament for the couple who has been married long enough to laugh at anything. A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for the couple with a great sense of humor and absolutely nothing left to prove.

Intended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — perfect as a private keepsake or gag gift between partners.

Product Details

Material: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.
Available sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.
Includes hanging rope for easy tree display.
Lightweight and durable for years of use.
Proudly crafted in the US.

How to Personalize

Select your preferred size: 4", 4.5", or 5.5".
Choose Husband’s skin tone and enter Husband’s name to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).
Choose Wife’s skin tone and enter Wife’s name to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Emily).
Enter the year they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).
Review spelling and capitalization before placing your order.

Please Note

Product images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.

The 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.

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Average Shipping Time:

US Delivery	3-7 business days
EU, AU, CA Delivery	7-14 business days
Rest of World	7-12 business days

International orders may take additional days due to customs clearance.

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santa offering a shoulder rub... somebody wants so

santa offering a shoulder rub... somebody wants something lol

Cute little couple. My husband’s massage skills co

Cute little couple. My husband’s massage skills could use this reference.

Love it. Mrs. Claus looks like she’s finally off h

Love it. Mrs. Claus looks like she’s finally off hosting duty.

Growing old together, but apparently Santa’s back

Growing old together, but apparently Santa’s back is doing better than ours 😂 Cute little couple.

growing old together, now with complimentary back

growing old together, now with complimentary back support 😂

Looks adorable on the tree. A little reminder that

Looks adorable on the tree. A little reminder that we used to be young and fun. Now we’re mostly fun with advance notice lol.

Mrs. Claus looks thoroughly spoiled. Sent my husba

Mrs. Claus looks thoroughly spoiled. Sent my husband a picture for educational purposes.

Hung it where he’ll see it. Consider it a very fes

Hung it where he’ll see it. Consider it a very festive hint.

Seeing our names on this made me a little emotiona

Seeing our names on this made me a little emotional. He asked if I was crying over Santa. Mind your business, sir.

Cutest couple on the tree. Also the least stressed

Cutest couple on the tree. Also the least stressed about Christmas dinner.

those two have definitely stopped checking the pri

those two have definitely stopped checking the price of couples massages lol

The year underneath really got me. We’ve been toge

The year underneath really got me. We’ve been together longer than some of the appliances we refuse to replace.

We laughed at the little Santa. Then I requested t

We laughed at the little Santa. Then I requested the same service 😂

Cute little ornament. Growing old together apparen

Cute little ornament. Growing old together apparently means one of us bends down and the other asks if they’re okay.

left it beside the lamp so he can study the assign

left it beside the lamp so he can study the assignment

Love their happy faces 😂 That’s the look of two p

Love their happy faces 😂 That’s the look of two people who just canceled plans without feeling guilty.

Put it on the tree and got a little sentimental. T

Put it on the tree and got a little sentimental. Then he asked where the extra hooks were while standing beside them. Balance restored.

Still his girl. Especially when my shoulders hurt.

Still his girl. Especially when my shoulders hurt.

He’s smiling because the ornament does the shoulde

He’s smiling because the ornament does the shoulder rubbing for him 😂

Ngl, I want whatever Christmas routine these two h

Ngl, I want whatever Christmas routine these two have. They look remarkably unbothered.

cute little reminder that romance can involve fixi

cute little reminder that romance can involve fixing that one knot

Love these two on the tree. Mrs. Claus booked the

Love these two on the tree. Mrs. Claus booked the deluxe Christmas package.

growing old together means knowing exactly where t

growing old together means knowing exactly where the other person’s back hurts lol

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Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Cheeky Santa & Mrs. Claus Bikini Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple

Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Cheeky Santa & Mrs. Claus Bikini Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple