Personalized Marriage No Privacy Santa Bathroom Wood Ornament – Funny Christmas Anniversary Gift for Couples

Name: Personalized Marriage No Privacy Santa Bathroom Wood Ornament – Funny Christmas Anniversary Gift for Couples
Rating: 4.89 (97 reviews)

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Style : Wood Custom Shaped Wood Custom Shaped

Size : 4 inch 4 inch 4.5 inch BEST SELLER 5.5 inch

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Description

Marriage has its funny moments, and this ornament captures one of them: Santa sits on the toilet reading The North Pole Times while Mrs. Claus stands in the doorway with her arms crossed. Their names appear on their Santa hats, above the playful message:

“MARRIAGE: NO PRIVACY SINCE [YEAR]”

With holly at the base and a Christmas wreath on the door, this cheeky keepsake brings a laugh to the tree. Personalize it for a couple who shares the joke, whether it's for Christmas or an anniversary.

Product Details

Material: 100% premium natural wood.
Size options: 4 in (10.2 cm), 4.5 in (11.4 cm), 5.5 in (14.0 cm).
Thickness: Approx. 0.12 in (0.3 cm).
Shape & Style: Custom-shaped with a smooth, light-toned wood surface.
Print: One-sided; resists fading and peeling.
Other Details: Treated to resist warping and cracking. Jute twine hanging string included.

How to Personalize

Select your preferred size: 4, 4.5 or 5.5 inches.
Choose Husband's skin tone and enter Husband's name for Santa's hat.
Choose Wife's skin tone and enter Wife's name for Mrs. Claus' hat.
Enter the year to appear after “SINCE” on the ornament.
Review all names and year details carefully before placing your order.

Please Note

Product images are shown for presentation purposes. Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.

Artwork size and placement may vary slightly depending on the selected product size, shape, or printable area.

Please note that this is a printed product. Any faux 3D or textured effect is part of the artwork, creating visual depth without a physically raised surface.

Shipping Information

Average Processing Time: 1-3 business days
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Average Shipping Time:

US Delivery	3-7 business days
EU, AU, CA Delivery	7-14 business days
Rest of World	7-12 business days

International orders may take additional days due to customs clearance.

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4 stars: 11 (11%)
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We look innocent in the selfie. The ornament tells

We look innocent in the selfie. The ornament tells a different story lol.

Hung it in the kitchen. Apparently even Santa can’

Hung it in the kitchen. Apparently even Santa can’t get five minutes to himself.

Cute little ornament with a painfully accurate vie

Cute little ornament with a painfully accurate view of married life. That bathroom door might as well be decorative.

Sitting beside my coffee, reminding me that alone

Sitting beside my coffee, reminding me that alone time is apparently a group activity now.

Opened the box and yep, this is going to require a

Opened the box and yep, this is going to require an explanation to the kids 😂

Tbh, posing together with this feels like admittin

Tbh, posing together with this feels like admitting the joke is about us.

He’s sitting, I’m hovering behind him. We’ve accid

He’s sitting, I’m hovering behind him. We’ve accidentally recreated the whole point of the ornament.

Sweet little faces, absolutely no boundaries. Pret

Sweet little faces, absolutely no boundaries. Pretty funny combination.

Both of us grinning over bathroom humor. Marriage

Both of us grinning over bathroom humor. Marriage keeps you classy, apparently.

Looks festive on the tree until you actually read

Looks festive on the tree until you actually read it. That’s what I love about it.

A tiny bathroom scene among the Christmas lights.

A tiny bathroom scene among the Christmas lights. The decorating theme has taken a turn.

Held it up to show the details. Santa’s expression

Held it up to show the details. Santa’s expression is doing a lot of explaining lol.

Came safely packed, and our year was correct. Alre

Came safely packed, and our year was correct. Already found it a spot on the tree.

Ngl, coffee and a joke about no privacy belong tog

Ngl, coffee and a joke about no privacy belong together. Both are part of my morning.

Cute enough to leave out by the window. The messag

Cute enough to leave out by the window. The message is a gentle hint that nobody will take.

Pink hat, cheeky ornament. Subtle was clearly off

Pink hat, cheeky ornament. Subtle was clearly off the table today.

Love this little keepsake. We’re at the stage wher

Love this little keepsake. We’re at the stage where bathroom jokes count as romantic gifts.

Leaning together for the picture, holding evidence

Leaning together for the picture, holding evidence that we spend too much time together.

Support helped me with the year option. Thx! The f

Support helped me with the year option. Thx! The finished ornament gave me a good chuckle.

A cozy couples photo with a very unglamorous littl

A cozy couples photo with a very unglamorous little ornament. Honestly, that balance feels right.

This ornament is so funny! The 'no privacy' part r

This ornament is so funny! The 'no privacy' part really got us. Our names look great on it.

Got this for my brother and his wife. It's cute an

Got this for my brother and his wife. It's cute and I know they'll get a kick out of the design.

The wood feels really nice, and the Santa couple p

The wood feels really nice, and the Santa couple print is super clear. Very happy with it.

Our names and the year turned out great. Such a fu

Our names and the year turned out great. Such a funny keepsake for our tree.

Looks lovely on our tree. Just as pictured.

Looks lovely on our tree. Just as pictured.

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Personalized Marriage No Privacy Santa Bathroom Wood Ornament – Funny Christmas Anniversary Gift for Couples