Personalized Santa Umbrella Bench Couple Wood Ornament – You Still Annoy Me But I'd Still Choose You

Name: Personalized Santa Umbrella Bench Couple Wood Ornament – You Still Annoy Me But I'd Still Choose You
Rating: 4.89 (63 reviews)

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Size : 4 inch 4 inch 4.5 inch BEST SELLER 5.5 inch

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Description

Some couples say “forever” with flowers. These two say it with a grin and a little teasing. This personalized wood Christmas ornament shows Santa and Mrs. Claus sitting together on a snow-dusted green park bench beneath a bright red umbrella. Mrs. Claus folds her arms with a mock-annoyed look while Santa smiles and holds the umbrella over them both. A glowing lantern, wrapped gift, and holly finish the winter scene.

The snowy base reads “You Still Annoy Me But I'd Still Choose You”, with a “Since [Year]” plaque below. Add their names to the Santa hats and a meaningful year to make this a warm, funny keepsake for a husband and wife who keep choosing each other.

Product Details

Made from 100% premium natural wood.
Available sizes: 4 inch (10.2 cm), 4.5 inch (11.4 cm), and 5.5 inch (14.0 cm).
Approx. 0.12 inch (0.3 cm) thick.
Custom-shaped ornament with a smooth, light-toned wood surface and one-sided printing.
Jute twine hanging string included.
Printed in the US.

How to Personalize

Select your preferred size.
Choose Husband’s skin tone and enter Husband’s name for Santa.
Choose Wife’s skin tone and enter Wife’s name for Mrs. Claus.
Enter the meaningful year for the “Since” plaque.
Review spelling and selections before ordering.

Please Note

Product images are shown for presentation purposes. Actual colors and artwork placement may vary slightly due to screen settings, printing, and ornament size. Any faux 3D effect is part of the printed artwork and is not physically raised.

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Average Shipping Time:

US Delivery	3-7 business days
EU, AU, CA Delivery	7-14 business days
Rest of World	7-12 business days

International orders may take additional days due to customs clearance.

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5 stars: 56 (89%)
4 stars: 7 (11%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

“You still annoy me” on a couples ornament 😂 Fina

“You still annoy me” on a couples ornament 😂 Finally, a little honesty with the romance.

The snowy umbrella over the two of them is adorabl

The snowy umbrella over the two of them is adorable. Love that cozy winter look.

Sweet faces, funny message. That’s a pretty great

Sweet faces, funny message. That’s a pretty great combination for a couples ornament.

Shipping beat the estimated delivery date. Everyth

Shipping beat the estimated delivery date. Everything arrived looking good.

The red umbrella caught my eye first, but the sayi

The red umbrella caught my eye first, but the saying is the best part lol.

Sent a question about the name placement and got a

Sent a question about the name placement and got a useful answer. Made ordering easier.

This has just the right amount of sarcasm for a Ch

This has just the right amount of sarcasm for a Christmas decoration.

Cute little couple and a fun message. The red look

Cute little couple and a fun message. The red looks nice against the tree.

Tbh, I prefer this to the super sentimental couple

Tbh, I prefer this to the super sentimental couples ornaments. A little teasing is sweet too.

The package made it here in great condition. No sc

The package made it here in great condition. No scratches on the printed design.

Hanging it by the window really shows off the colo

Hanging it by the window really shows off the colors. That snow-covered umbrella is charming.

Support took the time to explain the personalizati

Support took the time to explain the personalization options. Friendly and patient.

Love the contrast between their innocent little fa

Love the contrast between their innocent little faces and that cheeky saying.

Unwrapped it and immediately noticed the tiny snow

Unwrapped it and immediately noticed the tiny snowy details. Really cute up close.

The umbrella gives it a different silhouette from

The umbrella gives it a different silhouette from the usual Christmas ornaments. Looks lovely on the tree.

Delivery was right within the timeframe listed. Ni

Delivery was right within the timeframe listed. Nice to have everything go as expected.

A funny little reminder that love and getting on e

A funny little reminder that love and getting on each other’s nerves can coexist.

The couple tucked together under one umbrella make

The couple tucked together under one umbrella makes the joke feel affectionate.

Customer service gave me a clear answer about deli

Customer service gave me a clear answer about delivery timing. Appreciated the straightforward response.

Not every love story needs a mushy quote. Sometime

Not every love story needs a mushy quote. Sometimes this says it better lol.

This ornament is so us! My husband got a real kick

This ornament is so us! My husband got a real kick out of the 'You Still Annoy Me' part. Our names and the year look perfect.

Can't wait to give this to my parents. They're goi

Can't wait to give this to my parents. They're going to love the humor in the message and their names look great!

Arrived quickly. It's just as pictured. Very happy

Arrived quickly. It's just as pictured. Very happy with it!

Got this for my daughter and her husband. They'll

Got this for my daughter and her husband. They'll appreciate the funny message. The Santa couple design is cute.

The wood feels solid and the print is super clear.

The wood feels solid and the print is super clear. Good quality for sure.

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Personalized Santa Umbrella Bench Couple Wood Ornament – You Still Annoy Me But I'd Still Choose You

Personalized Santa Umbrella Bench Couple Wood Ornament – You Still Annoy Me But I'd Still Choose You