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Life Tried to Chew Me Up I'm Built Like Corn – Sarcastic Women's T-Shirt & Sweatshirt, Funny Gift for Her

Life Tried to Chew Me Up I'm Built Like Corn – Sarcastic Women's T-Shirt & Sweatshirt, Funny Gift for Her

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Description

Life tried to chew her up and spit her out – but she's built like corn.

Shirt says: “LIFE TRIED TO CHEW ME UP AND SH*T ME OUT, BUT I'M BUILT LIKE CORN”

Perfect for

  • Gift for her – wife, sister, best friend or yourself
  • Birthday & Christmas
  • Everyday wear for women who say it like it is

Quality you can feel

  • T-shirt: 100% ethically grown US cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends), 5.3 oz medium weight, classic fit, no side seams and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
  • Crewneck sweatshirt (a cozy sweater for cooler days): 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz medium-heavy weight, relaxed fit, ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, no itchy side seams.
  • Unisex sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color), cut like a men's size. Ladies: order your usual size for a relaxed fit or one size down for a closer fit – see the size chart.
  • Printed to order just for you. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
  • Worldwide shipping.

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