I'm Not Fat I'm Flooded – Funny Dad T-Shirt & Sweatshirt, Gift for Him

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Product : Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-Shirt Sweatshirt

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Beschrijving

He's not fat – he's just taking that 60% water fact a little too seriously.

Shirt says: “THE HUMAN BODY IS ROUGHLY 60% WATER I'M NOT FAT, I'M FLOODED” (printed on the back)

Perfect for

Gift for dad, husband or a friend who enjoys self-deprecating humor
Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas
BBQs, backyard gatherings and relaxed weekends

Quality you can feel

T-shirt: 100% ethically grown US cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends), 5.3 oz medium weight, classic fit, no side seams and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
Crewneck sweatshirt (a cozy sweater for cooler days): 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz medium-heavy weight, relaxed fit, ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, no itchy side seams.
Unisex sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color), cut like a men's size. Ladies: order your usual size for a relaxed fit or one size down for a closer fit – see the size chart.
Printed to order just for you. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
Worldwide shipping.

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EU, AU, CA Delivery	7-14 business days
Rest of World	7-12 business days

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