Ten rules for dating his granddaughter. Rule #4: he's everywhere.
Shirt says: “RULES FOR DATING MY GRANDDAUGHTER 1. BE EMPLOYED 2. IF SHE CRIES YOU CRY 3. UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU 4. I'M EVERYWHERE 5. YOU HURT HER I HURT YOU 6. BE SAFE, WEAR A HELMET 7. DON'T LIE TO ME I WILL FIND OUT 8. SHE IS MY PRINCESS NOT YOUR CONQUEST 9. I DON'T MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL 10. WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER I WILL DO TO YOU” (printed on the back)
Perfect for
- Gift for grandpa or dad – from his granddaughter
- Father's Day, birthday & Christmas
- Weekend errands, BBQs and the garage
Make it yours: Choose GRANDDAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTERS or DAUGHTER.
Quality you can feel
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T-shirt: 100% ethically grown US cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends), 5.3 oz medium weight, classic fit, no side seams and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
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Crewneck sweatshirt (a cozy sweater for cooler days): 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz medium-heavy weight, relaxed fit, ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, no itchy side seams.
- Unisex sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color), cut like a men's size. Ladies: order your usual size for a relaxed fit or one size down for a closer fit – see the size chart.
- Printed to order just for you. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
- Worldwide shipping.