On paper 49, in her head 27, after 9pm 82 – birthday math, explained.
Shirt says: “BEING 49 IS ON PAPER, I'M 49. IN MY HEAD, I'M 27. AT A CONCERT, I'M 19. AFTER 9PM, I'M 82. GETTING UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M 104. WHEN SOMEONE P*SSES ME OFF, I'M 2 AGAIN. BUT WHEN A 90s SONG COMES ON... I'M 15, DRINKING MAD DOG IN A FIELD, AND MY MOM THINKS I'M AT A SLEEPOVER.” (printed on the back)
Perfect for
- Gift for anyone turning 40, 50 or 60 – or a friend who acts half their age
- Birthday & Christmas
- Everyday wear with a sense of humor
Make it yours: Choose the age and the decade of music (80s or 90s).
Quality you can feel
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T-shirt: 100% ethically grown US cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends), 5.3 oz medium weight, classic fit, no side seams and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
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Crewneck sweatshirt (a cozy sweater for cooler days): 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz medium-heavy weight, relaxed fit, ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, no itchy side seams.
- Unisex sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color), cut like a men's size. Ladies: order your usual size for a relaxed fit or one size down for a closer fit – see the size chart.
- Printed to order just for you. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
- Worldwide shipping.