Fluent in English, Sarcasm, Innuendo and Drunken Sailor – no translator needed.
Shirt says: “I Speak Four Languages English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, and Drunken Sailor”
Perfect for
- Gift for her – wife, sister, best friend or yourself
- Birthday & Christmas
- Everyday wear for women who say it like it is
Quality you can feel
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T-shirt: 100% ethically grown US cotton (heather colors are cotton-poly blends), 5.3 oz medium weight, classic fit, no side seams and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
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Crewneck sweatshirt (a cozy sweater for cooler days): 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz medium-heavy weight, relaxed fit, ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape wash after wash, no itchy side seams.
- Unisex sizes S–5XL (availability may vary by color), cut like a men's size. Ladies: order your usual size for a relaxed fit or one size down for a closer fit – see the size chart.
- Printed to order just for you. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
- Worldwide shipping.