{"product_id":"xmas_orw_cou_v34","title":"Personalized Cheeky Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Mrs. Claus Pulling Santa Pants Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Naughty Anniversary Gift For Couple","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe’s been putting up with him for decades — consider this payback. This outrageously funny personalized wood ornament flips the script entirely: Mrs. Claus sneaks up behind a shirtless, belly-out Santa and yanks his red waistband back as far as it’ll go. Santa throws his head back and roars with laughter, one hand raised, belly shaking, absolutely loving every second. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gold gift box complete the scene, with the banner below reading:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause after all these years, she’s earned the right. Bold, hilarious, and absolutely not for anyone under 18 — this is the ornament for the couple where she’s clearly the funnier one. A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for the couple with a shared sense of humor and absolutely no shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIntended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — best gifted between partners or close friends who share the same sense of humor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes hanging rope for easy tree display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and durable for years of use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProudly crafted in the US.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred \u003cstrong\u003esize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 4\", 4.5\", or 5.5\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eHusband’s skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eHusband’s name\u003c\/strong\u003e to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eWife’s skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eWife’s name\u003c\/strong\u003e to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Sophia).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the \u003cstrong\u003eyear\u003c\/strong\u003e they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview spelling and capitalization before placing your order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dearmora Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4 inch","offer_id":48940985286845,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V34-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-4-INCH","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4.5 inch","offer_id":48940985319613,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V34-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-45-INCH","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 5.5 inch","offer_id":48940985352381,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V34-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-55-INCH","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/6782\/2013\/files\/XMAS_ORW_COU_V34_M1.webp?v=1790126875","url":"https:\/\/dearmora.com\/products\/xmas_orw_cou_v34","provider":"Dearmora Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}