{"product_id":"xmas_orw_cou_v32","title":"Personalized Naughty Couple Christmas Wood Ornament – Santa Bathrobe Belly Out Mrs. Claus Morning Mug Growing Old Together Since Custom Names Year Funny Anniversary Gift For Couple","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome men age like fine wine. Others age like Santa in a bathrobe — belly out, grinning ear to ear, absolutely no shame whatsoever. This outrageously funny personalized wood ornament captures Santa at his most boldly comfortable: red bathrobe flung open with theatrical pride, proudly showcasing the belly he’s earned over the years. Mrs. Claus stands beside him in her red tube dress, morning mug of coffee in hand, jaw dropped and wide-eyed — shocked yet completely unsurprised, as only a long-married woman can be. Candy cane, holly berries, and a gift box set the festive scene, and the banner below reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Growing Old Together Since [Year].”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBold, hilarious, and absolutely not for the faint of heart — this is the ornament for the couple who has long since stopped pretending. A perfect Christmas, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day gift for the couple who laughs at everything, including the mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIntended for adults. This ornament features humorous suggestive content — best gifted between partners or close friends who share the same sense of humor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Premium wood, custom shaped with full-color 3D print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes: 4 inch, 4.5 inch, 5.5 inch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes hanging rope for easy tree display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and durable for years of use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProudly crafted in the US.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred \u003cstrong\u003esize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 4\", 4.5\", or 5.5\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eHusband’s skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eHusband’s name\u003c\/strong\u003e to appear on Santa’s hat (e.g. David).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eWife’s skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eWife’s name\u003c\/strong\u003e to appear on Mrs. Claus’ hat (e.g. Emily).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the \u003cstrong\u003eyear\u003c\/strong\u003e they’ve been together (e.g. 1990).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview spelling and capitalization before placing your order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct images are shown for visual reference only. Actual colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 3D sculpted effect is part of the artwork design and does not create a physically raised surface on the ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dearmora Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4 inch","offer_id":48938138468541,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V32-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-4-INCH","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4.5 inch","offer_id":48938138501309,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V32-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-45-INCH","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 5.5 inch","offer_id":48938138534077,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-V32-WOOD-CUSTOM-SHAPED-55-INCH","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/6782\/2013\/files\/XMAS_ORW_COU_V32_M1.webp?v=1790126113","url":"https:\/\/dearmora.com\/products\/xmas_orw_cou_v32","provider":"Dearmora Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}