{"product_id":"xmas_orw_cou_t57","title":"Personalized Marriage No Privacy Santa Bathroom Wood Ornament – Funny Christmas Anniversary Gift for Couples","description":"\u003cp\u003eMarriage has its funny moments, and this ornament captures one of them: Santa sits on the toilet reading \u003cem\u003eThe North Pole Times\u003c\/em\u003e while Mrs. Claus stands in the doorway with her arms crossed. Their names appear on their Santa hats, above the playful message:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“MARRIAGE: NO PRIVACY SINCE [YEAR]”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith holly at the base and a Christmas wreath on the door, this cheeky keepsake brings a laugh to the tree. Personalize it for a couple who shares the joke, whether it's for Christmas or an anniversary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% premium natural wood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize options:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 in (10.2 cm), 4.5 in (11.4 cm), 5.5 in (14.0 cm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 0.12 in (0.3 cm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape \u0026amp; Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Custom-shaped with a smooth, light-toned wood surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e One-sided; resists fading and peeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOther Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Treated to resist warping and cracking. Jute twine hanging string included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred \u003cstrong\u003esize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 4, 4.5 or 5.5 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eHusband's skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eHusband's name\u003c\/strong\u003e for Santa's hat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose \u003cstrong\u003eWife's skin tone\u003c\/strong\u003e and enter \u003cstrong\u003eWife's name\u003c\/strong\u003e for Mrs. Claus' hat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the \u003cstrong\u003eyear\u003c\/strong\u003e to appear after “SINCE” on the ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview all names and year details carefully before placing your order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct images are shown for presentation purposes. Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting, and the printing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArtwork size and placement may vary slightly depending on the selected product size, shape, or printable area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note that this is a printed product. Any faux 3D or textured effect is part of the artwork, creating visual depth without a physically raised surface.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dearmora Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4 inch","offer_id":67614992564413,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-T57-WOOD-CUSTOM-4-INCH","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 4.5 inch","offer_id":67614992597181,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-T57-WOOD-CUSTOM-4.5-INCH","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wood Custom Shaped \/ 5.5 inch","offer_id":67614992629949,"sku":"XMAS-ORW-COU-T57-WOOD-CUSTOM-5.5-INCH","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/6782\/2013\/files\/XMAS_ORW_COU_T57_ADS.webp?v=1790822823","url":"https:\/\/dearmora.com\/products\/xmas_orw_cou_t57","provider":"Dearmora Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}